Your From Rural Missouri If

Everyone you know has been on a "Float Trip."

You measure distance in minutes rather than miles.

Down south to you means Arkansas.

You know several people who have hit a deer.

You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

The local paper covers national and
international headlines on one page, but requires six pages for sports.

You think a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.

You know what "HOME OF THE THROWED ROLL" means.

You've said, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."

You think that "deer season" is a National Holiday